The Month of Julie 2010: Connoisseur Dot
Connoisseur Dot is a devoted connoisseur, having seen me at the top places and also total dumps in which my career was destroyed. She often plays online with Scrabble (R) with me and loses badly.
The Month of Juniper 2010: Connoisseur Ex-Pat Andrew
 
Ex-pat Connoisseur Andrew, denizen of the Nether Lands and Regions believes he saw me perform at a pub round the back of Holborn Tube Station in 1998 or 1999, when I had shorter hair. An Australian was half-heckling me, apparently. Connoisseur Andrew is not absolutely certain that it was me whom
he saw on stage, but he liked the comedy and joined the Guild, anyway; and is now one of my top connoisseurs.
The Month of Mayonnaise 2010: Connoisseur Susan Berry
Connoisseur Susan Berry saw me at a show at the 100 Club, London Town. Then she attended my Secret Show for the month of Apricot and has comb to other shows too. She is one of my top connoisseurs. She is a bewitching and glamorous lady as ye can see.
The Month of Apricot 2010: Connoisseur Intrepid Birdman
No one really knows whom Connoisseur Intrepid Birdman is, other than that he posts funny and nyce words onto my Facebonk page from thyme to thyme; and that he is a man after my own heart.
The Month of Marsh 2010: Connoisseur Jenz
Connoisseur Jenz lives in Florida in the United States of Americana. She has seen me upon her television screen, probably, and connects with me using facebonk.
The Month of Fabruary! 2010: Connoisseur Chris
Connoisseur Chris met me as a present from his family on his 18th birthing day. He attended my secret show. It was the greatest moment of his life so far.
The Month of Janitor 2010: Connoisseurs Paulina and Simon
Connoisseurs Paulina and Simon are a woman and man whom like each other and express their love for each other by attending my shows and bombarding me with administrative requests and moist cake. Connoisseur Simon is not revealed in the Footo above. Instead, Connoisseur Paulina embraces me, whilst pretending that I am Connoisseur Simon.
The Month of Decadence 2009: Connoisseur Robert
Connoisseur Robert is a boy and also a man. He met me at the Paul Foot's Protégés Show in Southampton. He was strongly attracted to my humour, the cut of my jib and my clementine cardigan. Connoisseur Robert is a saucy sea slag.
The Month of Novella 2009: Connoisseurs Adam and Sam
Connoisseurs Adam and Sam have seen me at a show in Kilburn and also upon their screens. They are studying to become adults at the school of hard knocks.
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